Judy Blume jumps into her Jeep, backs out of her covered driveway and flies along the broad, color-saturated streets of the sumptuous southernmost tip of the United States known as Key West, Fla. She can't be late.
"You will not believe where this class takes place," she says, although there are clues as she maneuvers along the backside of a drab strip mall. Out she leaps, a bundle of energy in a neon yellow T-shirt, black stretch pants, white bobby socks and black heels, rushing through a dank-smelling gym into the mirrored back room. The music starts.
Ladies and gentlemen: We bring you Judy Blume, tap dancer.
"Ball change, step, dig, spank, ball change!" shouts instructor Bruce Moore, a colorful Key West fixture who doesn't particularly care that one among his flock is an iconic children's book author.
"Oops, I screwed up," Blume says timidly, looking his way. On her next try, the class, seven other mostly grandmothers, breaks into applause. Blume buries her face in her hands and laughs like the schoolgirl she still is, in so many ways.
If it's jolting to accept that Judy Blume is 70, an even bigger stunner is this: Margaret -- sweet, soul-searching, breast-challenged Margaret -- would be nearly 40. But, dear God, does age really matter? Because, while Blume's best-known character couldn't have imagined a world of text-messaging and Nintendo DS, her story of growing up, of friends won and lost, of desperately seeking acceptance (and, sometimes, a training bra) is timeless.
This is probably why Blume, the name on more than 80 million copies of 25 books, from the charming "The One in the Middle Is the Green Kangaroo" to the goofy Fudge books to the naughty "Wifey" for grown-up girls, can step out and then step right back in, as she is doing with a new four-book series. The books, for ages 5 to 8, feature the everysiblings Abigail and Jake introduced in her original picture book, "The Pain & The Great One."
"After writing 'Summer Sisters' [in 1998], I said, 'I'm never doing this again.' It was the hardest book I ever wrote," says Blume, relaxing in the spacious contemporary home that she and her husband, George Cooper, live in eight months of the year. When the book about friendship and class conflict was done, 20 drafts later, Blume panicked. She told Cooper they needed to get the manuscript back. People would hate it.