Brown County, meet Orange County.
Over the weekend the Daniel Hauser story went from a sad, small-town saga to a tale worthy of Tinseltown -- Danny's Excellent Adventure.
Daniel is a Brown County farm kid. He baby-sits his siblings, milks cows and bumps around the fields in a four-wheeler. In Brown County, a big night out is a burger at Carl's Corner, a fistful of pull tabs and a ballgame in Essig. But even the relative glamour of Carl's was a stretch for the Hausers, who have mostly lived in splendid isolation on the hard, flat lands outside Sleepy Eye.
Daniel was a sick kid caught in an emotional ethical dilemma: Should a mother be allowed to refuse medical treatment for her son, even if it is likely to save his life? The court wisely said no, so Daniel's mother, Colleen, grabbed her son and ran.
Enter, stage left, the great wide otherworld of Southern California, home to the spectacular and the surreal, or as writer Joan Didion once described it, "a place in which a boom mentality and a sense of Chekhovian loss meet in uneasy suspension."
Of course, the simple farm family did not wind up in Neverland by themselves. No, a sojourn like this requires a guide, or as the movie folks like to say, a narrator. Her name is Susan Daya, who also uses the last name Hamwi. In California, you either have one name, like Cher, or three names. She is raven-haired and sun-weathered and you can almost picture her in some television courtroom drama set in L.A., trying cases barefoot.
In Brown County, you live on the farm, or in town, and when someone calls you on the land line you answer, "Yep."
In Southern California, if you are Susan Daya Hamwi, your office is a 57-foot yacht named the Concordance, parked off Marina Del Rey and your answering machine tells callers to "have a magical day."