Want to coin an oxymoron? Try this: the Happy Football Player.
NFL players in particular often tend toward grumpiness, and for good reason. Their careers are short. Few of them get rich before the league looks for their replacement.
Many of them suffer injuries that plague them the rest of their lives. Only now is medical science discovering how common and debilitating concussions are among football players.
They spend each week studying films and slamming into their teammates, and on Sundays they become the fodder in the most violent mainstream sport since the Christians scrimmaged the lions.
Considering NFL locker rooms are filled with bruised and paranoid humans, it was never a surprise over the last couple of decades when reporters were greeted with unpleasantries, whether the team was winning or not. The atmosphere, most years, has ranged from edgy to intimidating.
That has changed this year. After games, the first face we see is Brett Favre's, and he's usually joking with teammates. During the week, the atmosphere is jocular, even silly, and it's not just winning that has caused the change. The 1998 Vikings went 15-1 and set a scoring record, but with Cris Carter, Randy Moss, John Randle and Jake Reed in the locker room, there weren't many lighthearted conversations.
"It's changed a lot in here since I got here in '06," said kicker Ryan Longwell. "This is a group that gets along and enjoys practicing and hanging out with each other, which is huge. Over the years, the good feeling in here has grown and grown, and now you've added some key personalities.
"The biggest difference, since Brett got here, is the sense of calm on game days. We never had that before. In every situation, whether you're scoring at will or whether you're trailing and the game's on the line, there is a calm on the sideline where no one is too excited or too down. You know you can take care of business."