The Twins had just hit two home runs to support Nick Blackburn's complete game in a 5-1 victory over the Pirates on Thursday afternoon at the Metrodome. Ron Gardenhire was disrobing when first base coach Jerry White stuck his head in the manager's office.
"See you at the house tonight," White said.
"I can't wait," Gardenhire said.
Gardenhire is rebuilding an old Mustang in his garage in Little Canada, and White shares his affinity for muscle cars. "It's Wimbledon White with a blue stripe," Gardenhire said. "It's gorgeous."
Gardenhire would like his lineup to work like a succession of sports cars, but, with his dragsters up on blocks, he has increasingly and uncomfortably come to rely upon SUVs.
Thursday, outfielder Michael Cuddyer homered, giving the Twins five players with 10 or more home runs on June 18. "That's a lot better than last year," outfielder Jason Kubel said.
The new-millenium Twins were defined by their opponent. White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen called them "Piranhas." The nickname became fad, then folklore, before morphing into what it is today:
A myth.