The white cowboy hat bobbed above the crowd, creating waves of noise and a wake of purple.
The white cowboy hat, visible amid a small sea of security guards, team officials, reporters and fans at the Vikings' draft party, became the iconic focus of an otherwise anticlimactic day.
If you could fight through the crowd, you would find that the cowboy hat accessorized the fu-manchu mustache, the steering-wheel-sized belt buckle, the boot-cut jeans and worn cowboy boots, all of which accessorized new defensive end Jared Allen -- hunter of boars, quarterbacks and spotlights.
What we learned on Saturday was that Jared Allen is not just a good football player. For the Vikings, he is a symbol of ambition, a ticket seller and an emcee, a force of nature and a magnet for fans wearing straight-off-the-rack 69 jerseys.
Watching Allen cut through the crowd was like watching a politician on election day. He became the eye of the scrum. He nodded, made eye contact, signed autographs, smiled and waved, all while moving forward amid his handlers. When he took the stage in one end zone of the Vikings' Winter Park practice facility -- and it seemed he went to the microphone almost as often as Roger Goodell on Saturday -- he sparked standing ovations.
Allen encouraged Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers to take out extra health insurance. "Aaron Rodgers might have some trouble getting up after that game," Allen said of the Vikings' opener in Green Bay.
He told the fans, "You've got to teach me the right way to trash Green Bay in the paper."
When defensive tackle Pat Williams threatened to start dressing like Allen, Allen threatened to give him a pair of tight jeans. Pat Williams in tight jeans -- isn't that the eighth sign of the apocalypse?