TORONTO - The Twins teams that resurrected the franchise featured the League of Nations Infield.
With Canadian Corey Koskie at third, Cristian Guzman of the Dominican Republic at short, Venezuelan Luis Rivas at second and Floridian Doug Mientkiewicz at first, the Twins made fielding look like ballet with dirt stains. Guzman and Rivas turned double plays as if they grew up on the same block, as if the runners barreling toward them were nothing more than holograms.
The 2011 Twins are reprising the League of Nations Infield, but their new middle infielders will need to prove they can speak the language of glove. Their failure to do so on Opening Day contributed to an ugly first inning in an ugly 13-3 loss to the Blue Jays at Rogers Centre.
Danny Valencia of Florida has taken control of the third base job. Alexi Casilla of the Dominican is the subject of an extended tryout at shortstop. Japanese newcomer Tsuyoshi Nishioka is the current answer to the persistent questions at second. Canadian Justin Morneau is the recuperating Canadian first baseman.
Friday night, Toronto's first batter, the speedy Rajai Davis, hit a hard one-hopper toward Casilla. Casilla froze, lunged, then threw a hard one-hopper to first. First base umpire Angel Hernandez ruled Davis safe.
Twins starter Carl Pavano picked Davis off first base, but the Twins botched the rundown, with Nishioka throwing late to Pavano, who had strayed too far from the bag, and the inning turned into a tire fire.
"It was my miss, on the decision," Nishioka said through a translator. "I think it's my responsibility, and that kind of broke the pitcher's rhythm."
Pavano was about as rhythmic as Country & Western karaoke to begin with. "The first play of the game was bang-bang at first base," Twins manager Ron Gardenhire said. "It snowballs from there. ... We didn't play good defense. It was just a bad night all the way around."