On his way into the Metrodome on Monday morning, Carlos Gomez got stuck in a revolving door and banged his head, opening a cut that required two stitches. "It's really funny," Twins manager Ron Gardenhire said. "I mean, it's not funny. But it's really funny."
As a pedestrian or player, Gomez knows how to entertain, even unintentionally. He must be the most captivating player ever to reach late May with two RBI and an uncertain future.
Monday, as the Twins lost 6-5 and the Red Sox limited Joe Mauer to just one home run in one at-bat, Gomez offered his usual menu of spectacular fielding, wild swings and the obligatory moment of electricity.
Gomez went 1-for-4. His hit was a hustling double to right-center, with him taking third on an overthrow.
That started the sixth and led to a two-run rally. Gomez also stole a home run away from Jason Varitek by sprinting back to the center field wall and leaping, and stole a single away from Dustin Pedroia with a brilliant diving catch.
Gomez is that tantalizing baseball enigma -- the explosive yet unrefined athlete.
He possesses the power to launch the ball 500 feet, but his pitch selection and lack of consistent contact rarely allow him to hit more than a line-drive double. He might be the fastest player in baseball, yet he has succeeded on only four of seven stolen-base attempts this year. Bunt hits alone should buoy his average, yet he is batting just .225 with no homers and two RBI in 89 at-bats.
He could be great ... and so read the postscripts of many failed baseball careers.