The lower his approval ratings sinks, the funnier Brad Childress becomes.
Challenged to a fight by Troy (Hands of Stone and Conscience to Match) Williamson, Childress didn't become defensive; he described his method of self-defense.
"I'm 190 pounds of twisted steel," he said. "Romping, stomping dynamite."
We all thought he was a pale, soft autocrat with a funny mustache and a funnier speaking style. Turns out he's prepping for an MMA career.
He might need job options soon.
The Vikings are playing their second-string quarterback; they have lost their star middle linebacker; their star defensive end can't lift his right arm; their stout defensive tackles might face suspension; they just blew a game on the road in typical, gut-churning fashion; and yet they are tied for first in the NFC North.
With six games left in the season, the situation is perfect. Perfect for making a final judgment on their embattled, besieged and less-popular-than-black-ice head coach.
After he described the Vikings job as the best available because of Minnesota's talented roster, Childress's first team underachieved dramatically, going 6-10. He could argue that it takes time to install his systems.