Vikings coach Brad Childress finished conducting his mass postgame interview in the anterooms of the Metrodome and strolled toward the locker room just as Jared Allen emerged, wearing a large cowboy hat, jeans and boots, looking like the villain in a Clint Eastwood western.
Childress had just finished absolving Allen of a sideline confrontation with defensive coordinator Leslie Frazier. Now Childress stopped, nodded and asked, "How you doing, cowboy? You cool down?"
Allen looked up from his phone and said, "Oh, yeah, boss, it's all good."
Childress the reformed disciplinarian and Allen the unrepentant free spirit chatted until defensive tackle Pat Williams, the Round Mound of Indistinguishable Sound, burst through the doors wearing a T-shirt remindful of Mardi Gras.
A half-hour earlier, as the clock ran out on the Vikings' dominating 30-10 victory over Cincinnati, Williams had wrapped his arm around Childress in congratulations. Now this unusual trio passed the time as if they had grown up on the same block. "Oh, this group is absolutely diverse," Childress said after he stepped back into the locker room. "That's the challenge."
The Vikings' game against the Bengals on Sunday can't be described as the most important or difficult challenge of the season, but it might have ranked as the most revealing. For the first time this season, the Vikings were coming off an embarrassing performance (in Arizona), a devastating injury (to E.J. Henderson) and a horrid performance by their quarterback (the graybeard who endorses everything but razors).
Beating a playoff team by 20 points became the aromatic candle of victories. It didn't change anything, just left everyone in the room feeling more peaceful. "Nobody liked the way we did it last week," Childress said. "The only way to get that taste out of your mouth is to get back on the field and play the way we know how."
In the team meeting Saturday night, Childress, always searching for an apt analogy, compared the Bengals game to a successful pit stop in NASCAR. "It was strange," Brett Favre said. "Hey, you never know with Brad."