In these times of economic hardship, the Vikings' defensive linemen should do their part to cut travel expenses.
If they have to visit New York to defend their various transgressions at the NFL offices, shouldn't they get group rates for their flights? Shouldn't they stay in a Times Square hostel -- the line that preys together, stays together -- and sneak each other through the subway turnstiles?
Or would it be simpler for Jared Allen, Kevin Williams, Pat Williams and Ray Edwards just to stop breaking rules?
Their willingness to bend, ignore or get blindsided by NFL edicts everyone knows -- unlike that mysterious overtime rule that confounded Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb this weekend -- could destroy the Vikings' chances of making the playoffs.
This is a generally likeable foursome. Allen is accessible and glib, Pat Williams is one of the most beloved players on the team, Edwards hasn't proved as problematic as his Purdue reputation indicated, and Kevin Williams hasn't gotten arrested lately.
They're dynamic players who work well together. They also could or should face suspensions.
You could rationally defend any one of Allen's late, high or low hits on quarterbacks as the kind of mistake made by an emotional player during an emotional and violent game. In total, his obvious willingness to take that last lunge or swipe at a defenseless quarterback after the ball is gone indicates a pattern that the NFL should not ignore.
Allen met with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell on Tuesday to plead his case. Unfortunately for him, as they say in the NFL, film doesn't lie.