"You better remove that roof before we arrive, or we will blow it off."
That's Cecil McBee, the 79-year old bassist-composer for the Cookers, warning the Dakota Jazz Club to make contingency plans before the jazz septet arrives in Minneapolis on Thursday night.
The Cookers' calling card is experience. Collectively, its seven members have spent more than 250 years making music, on hundreds of tours and thousands of recordings.
Case in point: The first song on their just-released fourth record, "Time and Time Again," is "Sir Galahad," a composition by tenor saxophonist Billy Harper that initially appeared on a 1973 album by Harper. Cookers pianist George Cables played on that rendition, too.
That kind of interlocking longevity makes it easy to classify the Cookers as a "retro" band, keeping the flame of the hard-bop jazz tradition alive.
Given that the group was founded by former Freddie Hubbard bandmate David Weiss to reprise the crackling hard bop created by the "Night of the Cookers" albums, featuring Hubbard and Lee Morgan in the 1960s, that aspect of their lineage is undeniable.
But what gets lost in the labeling is the band's dynamic evolution over its seven-year history. While five of the members are at least 69 years old, they all continue to lead busy schedules as headliners in their own right. (Drummer Billy Hart brought his own quintet into the Dakota this summer.) But playing together regularly has created an exponential growth in how they interact.
When told that the Cookers seem to keep getting better, McBee audibly guffawed over the phone. "Of course we're improving. Did you think we'd be going the other way?