MANKATO – Perhaps the three loneliest words in sports journalism are "I don't know."
Those words were used by a reporter recently when a Vikings fan wanted an answer to the age-old question, "How are the Vikings going to do this year?!"
It was an experiment to see what would happen if a sports journalist actually gave the answer that we all know deep inside to be the truth: "I don't know." None of us does.
Besides, when a fan asks that age-old question, it usually means, "I'll give you 4.2 seconds before I shout you down with my thoughts on how the Vikings will do this year!!" So the words "I don't know," politely repeated a few times, were a nice curveball that left this particular fan frozen at the plate, the bat still on his shoulder.
Expressing the same patience about individual players can leave people equally unsatisfied, especially the young crowd that solves life's biggest problems 140 characters at a time.
Based on one well-blocked 62-yard punt return in Sunday night's Hall of Fame game, Stefon Diggs is no longer a rookie fifth-round draft pick. He's Deion Sanders, and he shouldn't have stopped running until he had hopped the fence and reached the bronze bust room next door.
Meanwhile, poor Trae Waynes. The rookie had a terrible NFL debut on Sunday. It was so bad that, well, his career is over. He's no longer the 11th overall draft pick. He's a bust and it sure ain't bronze.
Or perhaps he's just a rookie who was learning how to play in the first of five preseason games. A kid who needed three yellow flags thrown at his feet on national television to help him understand what coach Mike Zimmer has been preaching for weeks.