In pro football, nothing is more important than the small leather object at the heart of the competition.
It causes grown men to drool. It decides the fate of coaches and franchises. It is the owner's wallet.
Sunday, the Vikings beat Houston because Zygi Wilf spends money on free agents as if they come preapproved with subprime mortgages.
This year, the TOA (Triangle of Authority) asked Wilf to pay an exorbitant sum to Bernard Berrian. Wilf raised those Groucho Marx eyebrows and nodded. Sunday, Berrian caught two passes for 104 yards and a touchdown. He leads the team with 621 receiving yards.
The TOA (Triad of Authenticity?) begged to spend a ransom in dollars and draft picks for defensive end Jared Allen. Wilf applied the Jaws of Life to his money clip. Sunday, Allen recorded two sacks and forced a fumble.
The TOA (Trio of Autocrats?) suggested acquiring a 37-year-old quarterback considering retirement. Wilf stuck his hand between his couch cushions. Sunday, Gus Frerotte threw three touchdown passes and improved to 4-2 as a starter.
The TOA (Triumvirate of Awesomeness?) hinted that signing the one Bengals safety who wasn't in jail might improve the Vikings secondary. Wilf handed over his Plutonium American Express card. Sunday, Madieu Williams made a key interception in the end zone, defended another pass, made eight tackles and became the 18th member of the Vikings defense named Williams.
Eight games into this season of high expectations, the Vikings finally looked, on Sunday, as if all of their moving parts were connected. They beat Houston 28-21 and, while they weren't dominant, they resembled the team that resided in the cartoon bubbles clinging to fans' heads all summer.