Editor's note to former Vikings coach Jerry Burns: Please don't read this. We are fond of you and do not want you to blow a gasket this morning.
Decades ago, a local sportswriter accused the Minnesota Vikings of lacking a certain quality known in sports as "killer instinct." Jerry Burns, then the Vikings' head coach, heard the phrase and began ranting like a combination of Burgess Meredith, Bobcat Goldthwait and Howard Beale from the movie "Network".
Burns had the right to rant. His teams didn't lack killer instinct. They lacked talent at quarterback and running back, as well as a code of conduct.
With apologies to Burnsie's memory and Ron Gardenhire's blood pressure, it is time to suggest that the 2010 Twins lack ... a killer instinct.
Sunday, the Twins lost to the woeful Brewers 4-3. Trevor Plouffe's strikeout with the bases loaded in the ninth inning did not cost the Twins this game. What cost the Twins this game was lousy at-bats earlier in the game against the Brewers' pitching potpourri.
While a single loss rarely means much in baseball, in this case the Twins blew a chance at what should have been an easy victory. They lost to Marco Estrada, a pitcher working under emergency circumstances because the scheduled starter, Manny Parra, had to pitch in relief in Saturday's 12-inning game. They also lost to Parra, who came on in the fourth inning; and Zach Braddock, who was making his major league debut; and Trevor Hoffman, who carried an ERA of 13.15 into the game.
The Brewers were 16-27 entering the game. Their pitching is horrid and their fielders are auditioning for spots in the World Cup.
This loss means that five times this season the Twins have won the first two games of a series against a weak opponent, then lost when given a chance to complete the sweep. Four times, that has happened on a Sunday afternoon. Five times, that has happened during a day game.