Imagine paying for a Broadway play, and watching the curtain drop after five minutes.
Imagine a movie (other than "Memento") that begins with the ending.
The same trait that makes sport compelling -- rabid unpredictability -- ruins as many dramas as it creates.
On a gorgeous Thursday afternoon at Target Field, we expected one of those games that promises to be more than just a game. Francisco Liriano started for the Twins. Ubaldo Jimenez started for the Colorado Rockies. Liriano has regained All-Star form. Jimenez has emerged as the best pitcher in baseball.
Liriano fired the first pitch at 12:10 p.m. By 12:20, the curtain had fallen.
The Rockies scored three off Liriano in the first. By the time Jimenez took the mound, there was little doubt he would turn the Twins into his latest victims in what could become one of the most dominant pitching seasons in history.
Jimenez is that good. Thursday, he gave up one run in eight innings in the Rockies' 5-1 victory. He's 13-1 with a 1.15 ERA. He's 10-0 when he starts following a Rockies loss. He's also the rare pitcher who can show off a 100 miles-per-hour fastball and breaking pitches that swoop like hawks and yet impress you as much with his savvy as his stuff.
He didn't handcuff the Twins so much as stifle them. Minnesota managed eight hits and 10 baserunners in eight innings, but Jimenez induced three double-play grounders and avoided any stress-induced sweat on this humid afternoon until the eighth.