"You can never be too rich or too thin," Wallis Simpson, the Duchess of Windsor, famously deadpanned.
"Or have too many coats," she might have added had she lived in Minnesota, where coat season can run from October to April, or maybe even May.
"Wearing beautiful coats is one of the benefits of living in this climate," said Minneapolis stylist and fashion blogger Davee Ek. "It's the piece you splurge on. Outerwear is such a huge part of your look, so it's easy to justify having a lot of coats. A Minnesota woman needs her options."
Now that we can finally push the puffy parka to the back of the closet and pull out the all-weather trench coat, it may be time to review just how many coats you've accumulated.
"I counted, and I have 14 coats," confessed Cleo Zins, an operations executive in Minneapolis. "I know that's more than I need, but I can justify it: I like flexibility."
Her collection includes coats that qualify as dressy, casual, long, short, lined, lightweight, vintage, contemporary, warm and warmer.
While Zins has an eye for fashion, she also chooses coats based on function.
"You need one for 30 below, one for 0, one for 30 above," she said. "You look goofy in a dress coat when you're doing something active. I live and work downtown and if I'm running errands in the skyway in something grubby, I always bump into someone I know. So I throw on a good coat and I'm pulled together."