It will require the dexterity of a gymnast and the stamina of a marathon runner to get more than a taste of NBCUniversal's total coverage of the 2012 Olympics.
More than 5,500 hours of activities will be spread across nine networks, a 65 percent increase from the Beijing Games four years ago. As NBC Sports chief Mark Lazarus points out, if you stretched that much time out across one 24-hour television network, you would have enough content to stay on the air for over seven months.
"The challenge is going to be keeping it all straight, which I guess is a good thing," said Dave Nyberg, the Twin Cities senior corporate affairs manager for Comcast, which owns NBC. "It's going to be a dizzying array of coverage."
Those relying solely on the NBC network for their Olympics fix will get over 272 hours -- a 50-hour boost from 2008 -- but because of the time difference across the pond, prime time will consist largely of special-interest stories and taped events of Americans' favorite events: swimming, diving, track, gymnastics and beach volleyball.
"We believe firmly that the best stories from the most high-profile events should be saved, from a television point of view, for when the most people are available to watch it, which is in prime time," Lazarus said during a recent news conference.
Basic cable and satellite subscribers who insist on catching the action live might end up in some unfamiliar territory.
Want to take in 73 hours of boxing? Welcome to CNBC, a channel usually more fascinated with finances than the sweet science. Tennis anyone? Say hello to Bravo, where the closest thing to a racket has been some scheme cooked up by an Orange County housewife. Jonesing for basketball? NBCUniversal has created a new, temporary channel just to cover those games. One speciality channel is dedicated to soccer and another for those 1 percenters who have a 3-D TV and want to watch the competition through wacky glasses.
Just as broad: the TV personalities.