On the first day of a weeklong riding vacation at Home Ranch in Colorado, the head wrangler moved among the guests, asking each one a simple question: What kind of rider are you? Their responses helped the ranch staff pair the human with his or her perfect horse for the week.
As the wrangler neared my seat, I began pondering the question and found it wasn't so simple after all. Although I owned my first pony at 6 and steadily upgraded through a string of horses over the ensuing decade, I hadn't done a lot of riding since, mostly because I'm unwilling to patronize riding establishments that amount to little more than nose-to-tail plod-alongs led by a pimply-faced relative of the owner who knows approximately as much about riding as he does about skin care.
So, what kind of rider am I? The very worst kind. Experienced enough to know a good horse from a bad one and itinerant and passionate enough to demand that every single precious minute on horseback makes me better in the saddle, not just saddle-sore.
As I've traveled across the United States and Mexico over the past three years, part of an ongoing road trip dubbed the Trans-Americas Journey, I've searched for and discovered a number of guest ranches that put a pleasing premium on good horses, good wranglers and great horsemanship for riders of all kinds. These picks from the herd also offer style, family fun, tradition and history. Saddle up!
FAMILY-FRIENDLY FUN
The ranch: Bar Lazy J Ranch in Parshall, Colo.; www.barlazyj.com.
The riding: A stable full of sure-footed trail horses makes easy work of the high-altitude sage-covered hills in this part of central Colorado and carry riders to sweeping vistas of the Ute Mountains and the Continental Divide.
The rest: Unlike some guest ranches, the Bar Lazy J not only welcomes kids, it caters to them with Range Rider and Lil' Buckaroos programs for ages 7 to 12 and 3 to 6, respectively. These programs, which run through Aug. 15, keep kids supervised and entertained from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. with activities including trail rides, frisbee football, caring for the ranch's animals and hayrides. The place also has a heated pool and hot tub, tetherball, shuffleboard, pingpong, air hockey, foosball, pinball machines and mountain bikes. The free DIY laundry room is another a plus.
Dining is at communal tables with plenty of options that kids will go for, including fresh-baked afternoon cookies. The comfortable log cabins are outfitted with sturdy furniture, lamps crafted of horseshoes and cowboys and horses everywhere (even on the bars of soap). If Gene Autry had designed cabins in the 1920s for Motel 6, you'd end up with something like this.