NEW ORLEANS - After an exhaustive Star Tribune investigation, there is absolutely no evidence to support reports that somewhere down a darkened French Quarter alleyway exists a handmade doll with mop-top hair, wispy beard, adorable eyebrows and a straight pin stuck purposely in its knee.
Still ...
Every wrong turn the Timberwolves have taken since that fateful night last month when Ricky Rubio went down clutching his knee in pain benefits the Hornets, including the Wolves' 99-90 loss on Saturday night at New Orleans Arena.
The Hornets own the Wolves' unprotected first-round draft pick this summer, so every mounting Minnesota loss -- five consecutive now and 13 of 17 since that March 9 game when Rubio was injured -- improves their chance of getting a higher pick.
Before Rubio tore two ligaments in his knee, the Wolves appeared headed toward the playoffs, an achievement that likely would have brought the Hornets a selection in the draft's late teens with a pick they acquired from the Clippers in December's trade that sent point guard Chris Paul to Los Angeles.
Now, if the season ended today, the Hornets very well could possess a top-10 pick and a 1.1 percent chance of winning the draft lottery and the right to pick Kentucky's Anthony Davis, all because the Wolves traded the pick away years ago in an ill-fated deal that brought them ... yup, Marko Jaric.
The Wolves will own a first-round draft pick this summer only if Utah, which is chasing Denver for the West's last spot, makes the playoffs.
The Hornets beat the Wolves for the second time in three games this season, holding them off in the fourth quarter after the Wolves twice chopped a 12-point deficit down to just two points.