Just as there are no atheists in foxholes, there can't be any moralists in NFL draft rooms.
Saturday night, the Vikings selected a pot-smoking, coach-challenging, injury-hampered athlete from Florida, a guy whose résumé makes him sound a lot like a previous Vikings draftee who got banished from the academic wonderland that is Florida State.
This year, the Vikings spent the 22nd pick in the draft on a remarkably talented but free-falling receiver named Percy Harvin.
In 1998, the Vikings spent the 21st pick in the draft on a remarkably talented but free-falling receiver named Randy Moss.
That is the most obvious parallel to draw, but it is not the only one. Whatever this Vikings regime has said about acquiring quality people, this is also the regime that gambled on an alcoholic defensive end named Jared Allen, that re-signed an offensive tackle with anger-management issues named Bryant McKinnie, that let Mr. Wonderful Matt Birk walk.
You want an explosive wide receiver, you're probably going to have to deal with a diva. Moss was a diva who became one of the great draft steals of all time. Terrell Owens, Chad Johnson, Plaxico Burress, Michael Irvin ... the list of problematic yet successful NFL receivers is much longer than Burress' rap sheet.
In the NFL, there are character positions and talent positions. Quarterback, offensive line and middle linebacker are character positions. They require athletes who play well with others. Running back and receiver are talent positions. Few players in this draft -- and none available with the 22nd pick -- can match Harvin's talent.
We know he was dumb enough to fail a test for marijuana before the draft. We also know that he was tough enough to be the best player on the field in the national championship game while playing through an injury.