Mississippi State coach Dan Mullen has the flu, but rallied enough to attend a banquet in Jackson, Miss., on Tuesday night because, he told the local newspaper, he feared setting off another round of rumors about his future.
He's totally missing the spirit of scuttlebutt season.
Minnesota athletic director Joel Maturi hasn't been seen in public since Saturday, but he has appeared, "Where's Waldo?" style, in cyberspace from Hattiesburg to Hartford this week, chasing a new coach and igniting rumor-mill brush fires that are great fun for fans, radio hosts and message-board posters.
Nature, and sports fans, abhor a vacuum, and Maturi has kept his process of elimination tightly under wraps, making concrete information hard to come by -- or at least, hard to cull from guesses, opinions and fictions that have filled his absence.
In short, candidates generate buzz, then fade or deny they're interested, often in the space of a few hours.
The lack of a he's-the-guy bulletin has created a perception, true or not, that the hunt is going badly and that coaches are turning down the Gophers in mass numbers shortly after being interviewed. Maturi's credibility seems to be taking a beating, and the long interlude between season's end and a new hire isn't helping. Of course, none of that will matter if Maturi's choice wins football games.
One Fox Sports report asserted Tuesday that Kevin Sumlin of Houston and Al Golden of Temple are no longer part of Maturi's search. Air Force's Troy Calhoun is believed to be focused on Colorado's vacancy. Several sources have said San Diego State's Brady Hoke, who met with Maturi 10 days ago, has withdrawn his candidacy -- though the San Diego Union-Tribune noted Tuesday that Hoke, "given several chances to say he's not a candidate [at his weekly news conference], didn't."
"I can't confirm that," Hoke said. "The job was never formally offered to me."