A.J. Barker is Minnesota's leading receiver so far, but he's the only one in double digits, and at his current pace, he would finish the season with the fewest catches by a Gophers leader since the 2005 season.
Wow, they must not have many good receivers.
Then again, 13 different Gophers have caught passes, including seven wide receivers -- five of whom are on pace to catch a dozen passes the season, the most by a Minnesota team since 2006.
Gee, they must have an abundance of good receivers.
So which is it? Is the Gophers' cast-of-thousands approach building a deep and talented group of pass-catchers, or would Jerry Kill trade the whole gaggle of them for a single sticky-fingered Eric Decker?
"Oh, I want them all to step forward," Kill said of his chorus line of receivers. "If you want to be good, you'd better have five receivers that are special. If you have just one really good one, it's easy to stop one guy."
Point taken. So far, nobody really has stopped Barker, who has caught 19 passes and four touchdowns on the year, and at least four passes in each of the Gophers' past three games. But the work from the walk-on from DeLaSalle is being supplemented by a random-as-a-box-of-chocolates corps of understudies. Here's Devin Crawford-Tufts, breaking off a 40-yard gain against Syracuse. Here's Isaac Fruechte, getting himself open for a couple of touchdowns. Here's Derrick Engel, putting backup quarterback Max Shortell at ease by catching a 32-yard pass on Shortell's first play. And here's Marcus Jones, sparking a Gophers rally in Iowa with a huge fourth-quarter gain ...
Oh, hold on. That last one "hit me in a bad spot," Jones said with a half-anguished laugh. "Hit me dead in my hands."