College Park, Md. – Laurence Maroney and Marion Barber left a checklist of lessons for the latest duo of productive Gophers running backs, Rodney Smith and Shannon Brooks. Among them:
• You don't need a nickname, and you are within your rights as American citizens to fend off attempts to give you a bad one. It's in one of those odd-numbered amendments.
ESPN has tried to label Smith and Brooks "Dash and Bash." "It was kind of weird," Smith said. "Shannon didn't like the 'Bash' part."
• You are not required to complain about playing time or touches. You are not wide receivers. "When he scored his first [college] touchdown," Smith said, "I was probably more excited than he was."
• You are not required to fill a clichéd role. Brooks, a thumper, can and will make defenders miss; Smith, a juker, can and will lower his shoulder. "We can both do both," Brooks said.
• Just because the president and vice president of the United States are not allowed to travel together doesn't mean that two college running backs can't. Maroney and Barber used to piggyback on a scooter around campus. Brooks and Smith carpool.
"Neither one of us have a scooter," Smith said. "But we do carpool. I take him to class, he takes me to class. My car. I let him drive sometimes. I don't like to drive all the time. I drive a Dodge Avenger. 2014."
If they needed a nickname, that might be as good as any: Carpool.