St. Cloud – The metaphorical elephant in the room — or in this case, not in the room — came up quickly during the Gopher Road Trip on Wednesday as University of Minnesota coaches and their boss offered their best Shecky Greene impersonations.
"I'm standing behind this podium just in case you start to throw things at me,'' Gophers athletic director Mark Coyle joked in front of a crowd of about 150 at the Courtyard Marriott ballroom in St. Cloud.
"Normally, what we coaches do on these trips is get up here and rip on each other. I've got about 15 minutes worth of material to rip on Bob Motzko, so who'd like me to do that right now?'' men's basketball coach Richard Pitino asked, drawing a smattering of applause.
"It always could be worse,'' football coach P.J. Fleck said after ribbing Pitino, his friend and neighbor. "You could be Bob Motzko coming back to St. Cloud. … I'm kidding! Too early, too early!''
Bob Motzko, of course, is the new Gophers men's hockey coach who spent the past 13 seasons as St. Cloud State's coach and was hired by Minnesota in late March. He did not appear at the St. Cloud stop on the road trip, but joined it later Wednesday for the stop at the Legacy Course at Cragun's in Brainerd.
The decision was Motzko's.
"Next year, I'll be there,'' he said. "It's been 40 days, and it's pretty hard to throw on a different color sweater and come walking in 40 days later.''
Motzko added that his reception in St. Cloud since changing jobs has been good.