The Gophers football team should learn to beware the signature victory. The signature might be more John Gutekunst than John Hancock, the victory more Pyrrhic than promising.
When Jerry Kill's Gophers beat No. 21 Nebraska 28-24 in Lincoln last year, the victory seemed worthy of the "signature" designation. The victory made the Gophers 8-3, giving them a chance to vie for a Big Ten title and one of the shinier bowl games.
Kill had beaten the Cornhuskers in consecutive years, adding legitimacy to his team's two-year run of competence. Fans sensed great days ahead.
Since that victory, the Gophers are 4-5. Their victories have come against Colorado State (in overtime), Ohio (by three points), Kent State (by three points) and a blowout of Purdue. The Gophers are in danger of re-entering the atmosphere along a path blazed by their predecessors.
In 1981, Joe Salem coached the Gophers to an upset of No. 6 Iowa in Iowa City. Two games later, he led the Gophers to an upset of No. 18 Ohio State. A transformative victory? Hardly. After that, Salem went 1-19 in the Big Ten and got fired.
He was replaced by Lou Holtz. Strangely, given his reputation for working miracles at the Metrodome, Holtz is the only Gophers coach of recent vintage who did not earn a signature victory. He did not beat a ranked team.
Gutekunst, his successor, beat Clemson in the Independence Bowl after Holtz left following the 1985 regular season, then upset No. 2 Michigan at The Big House in 1986. He was 5-2 against the Big Ten at that moment. He would go 13-26-2 against the Big Ten thereafter, earning his own maroon-tinged red slip.
On Oct. 23, 1993, Jim Wacker led the Gophers to an upset of No. 15 Wisconsin at the Metrodome. Surely, this was a good omen. Or not. Wacker went 3-24 against the Big Ten between that date and his firing.