Despite all the gloomy talk about winter and how dark and cold it is, the most miserable day in 2014 was April 23.
In retrospect, it doesn't appear to have been a horrible day. The Russians and Croatians traded threats, but no bullets. The Food and Drug Administration expressed misgivings about e-cigarettes. And the Twins — who were still teasing us with contender status — beat Tampa Bay in extra innings.
Nonetheless, we were collectively down in the dumps more so than on any other day of the year. At least, that's the conclusion number-crunchers reached after analyzing Internet search data.
They were exploring the hypothesis: We are what we Google.
Researchers at the Washington Post used Google Trends to track the online searches for five topics: depression, anxiety, pain, stress and fatigue. The total number of searches was collated into what the analysts branded the Daily Misery Index. The higher the index reading, the more miserable we were.
The busiest search day was that Wednesday in April. But it was not a one-day aberration. On the whole, the searches tended to spike in the spring and fall and drop in the dead of winter.
That might seem counterintuitive in Minnesota, where winter is spent hunkered down trying to outlast Mother Nature, while spring is associated with uninhibited giddiness and fall ias all about basking in the beauty of the changing foliage. But it conforms to the patterns that local mental health professionals encounter.
"Spring is especially tough on anxiety, and fall is a little more tough on depression," said Barbara Schnichels, clinical social worker and therapist, whose firm, Resilient Wellbeing, is located in Burnsville.