Google Maps: New, Improved, Worse

Not a fan here.

April 28, 2015 at 5:07PM
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Google Maps has switched over to its new improved version, and you can't go back. For a while you could return to Classic Maps, and they'd ask why you didn't want the spiffy all-new maps they'd spent so much time creating. One of the choices was "Too Many Boxes." If you have to include one of your new features as a pre-loaded option in your complaint form, maybe you should do something about Too Many Boxes. The new maps has a row of pictures at the bottom if you're in Full Mode - photos of local landmarks and popular locations. There's "Getting Around" on the left, with options like "Bicycling" and "Terrain." There's a drop-down menu of previous searches, which requires a click on the magnifying glass to dismiss. Some cities look like the old version, and the difference seems confined to the interface, but the new Street View for other places - most, as far as I can tell - is just awful.

The old version made you stagger along one frame at a time; you got straight-on shots of city streets, like this.

(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Now you get this.

(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

(Different location, but you get the idea.)

So many locations look like bad panorama shots, with hideous distortion:

(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Hey wow the peyote kicked in faster than usual. I fear it's only a matter of time before everything looks like this. For people who like to stroll around places they'll never visit and look at the buildings, it's a great loss. Yes, it's better than some of the pictures of small towns, where everything looks like it was shot on corroded daguerrotype plates and filmed with a VHS camera, but - well, there's no but. The new pictures are better than the ones they took in 2007, and yes, this is all complaining about an incredible thing that's free. It's still a a step back. At least for armchair travellers.

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