Twins manager Ron Gardenhire spent the All-Star break on the lakes.
One day, he sneaked away to nap in a mobile home and ran into a protruding section of the vehicle, gashing his forehead.
That was unintentional.
In the three games since the break, Gardenhire has voluntarily smacked his head against a proverbial wall by continuing to bat Carlos Gomez in the leadoff spot of an otherwise surging lineup.
"He's lightning in a bottle," Gardenhire said of Go-Go. "He makes contact, gets on base, anything can happen."
The reference to Gomez getting on base is encouraging. It is an indication that Gardenhire's long-term memory did not suffer from his run-in with the malevolent mobile home during the break.
Of 168 major league players who qualify for the batting title, Gomez ranks 163rd -- and last among all leadoff men -- in on-base percentage, at .285.
Batting Gomez leadoff is like playing Marko Jaric at point guard, making Adrian Peterson back up Chester Taylor, or trading for Chris Simon. Not that anyone would be silly enough to make those decisions.