Driving to a son's graduation last weekend, I stopped counting deer carcasses at 24. It's hard to look at a landscape littered with roadkill when one is about to launch a beloved child into the world.
Especially this world.
My new grad is 22, has a freshly minted diploma from the University of Wisconsin-Madison, and was turned loose Sunday after exhortations to remember that, from now on, he is "Forever a Badger."
The idea of Eternal Badgerhood hit his old man hard. I am a fan of tuition reciprocity, and sending a Minnesota kid to Cheddar Land is the best college bargain in the country. But I would have had second thoughts if I had foreseen the psychic stranglehold Bucky would get on my boy, or if I had anticipated how alien I would feel when one of the grads crossing the stage in the Kohl Center (just one of a weekend's worth of commencements in Badgerville) pretended that his name was Brett Favre.
The kid raised his hands in triumph, signaling a touchdown when the announcer - reading names at a clip of 30 per minute to get us through the hour of diploma handing - played along with the joke.
"Brett Favre," the announcer deadpanned, reading the slip of paper the kid gave him. Everyone laughed, which was good. We needed one. Nothing else about the occasion was funny.
People of my generation often are accused of living in the '60s, which is madness. No one who lived through the '60s would want to stay there.
Just admitting that I remember the 1960s will bring e-mail accusing me of taking drugs (I didn't), burning the flag (never) and having wild, promiscuous sex (yes, of course, all the time - but only in my imagination).