NASHVILLE - Thursday night's game against the Nashville Predators began at 7:07 p.m.
By 7:15, the Wild should have conceded the two points, flown to Dallas early and rested up for Friday's game that might be even tougher.
All the Wild did the remaining two hours of a dreadful 4-0 loss was waste a bunch of energy that it'll need to beat the Stars in an arena in which Minnesota hasn't won since George W. Bush's first term as president.
At the launch of a crucial four-game trek, the Wild hit the snooze button and never awoke. The start was so astonishingly bad, the game was basically over before the full cast of players got a chance to let loose a bead of sweat.
"It's really disappointing," goalie Niklas Backstrom said. "It was the biggest game of the season, and it's over after 15 minutes."
The Wild gave up three goals in the first period -- two in the first 4:01 -- and then had to swim upstream against the Western Conference's second-best defensive team.
"We didn't have a lot of pushback," coach Todd Richards said. "We had a couple plays here or there, but not nearly enough at this stage of the season."
The Wild, now 11th in the West, looked jacked during warmups, but when Joel Ward and Nick Spaling scored 48 seconds apart, the Wild's balloon popped so piercingly, it could be heard all the way to Lynchburg.