It's a little too snowy for Chloe here. Also way too cold. And perhaps a bit too, well, less than glitzy. If the flashy star of "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" headed north and became the Arden Hills Chihuahua, she'd have to chuck the boa and sashay out into our winter chill in a teeny-tiny puffy coat. Oh, the indignity.
Just like your house and car, your dog needs winterizing. Just like you, it can get frostbite or hypothermia. So it's not pampering your pet to bundle him or her up just like your own bad self (matching attire optional).
"Oh, our dogs look sharp. They're very proud to be wearing their outfits," said Margaret Manos of Edina, who just purchased snappy new outfits for her daughter Alexi Dalquist's two Scottish terriers. Simon got a multicolored Fair Isles turtleneck sweater, Geoffrey a green down vest with an argyle strip. "They're very functional, but I can't help it if my dogs look very fashionable in them."
While pet owners focus on warmth and waterproofing, they also want something that looks good on their dog, said Gabie Fulmer, manager of Bone Adventures in Minneapolis. "And they usually go along with people fashions. This year, greens and oranges and browns are really in. And pink is always in."
It's strange, especially in a country that spends upwards of $40 billion a year on its pets, that dogs sometimes face Minnesota winters "underclothed." Frigid weather makes this one of those places where dog booties are not some artist's idea of ironic detachment.
Well, OK, they are that, but they actually can be as lifesaving as they are laugh-inducing. A lot of dogs, by the way, balk at "traditional" booties, but there are disposable latex ones that provide more traction and can last for up to two weeks.
While ensuring warmth and dryness on Fido's torso and feet is the primary precaution for the next several months, it's far from the only one.
"There are so many potential hazards out there," said veterinary technician Shelly Hiemer of Monticello, Minn. Foremost among them: antifreeze, which contains ethylene glycol and is toxic to canines. "Antifreeze tastes like candy to dogs. They will lap up every bit of it," said Hiemer, who works with Hearing and Service Dogs of Minnesota, providing animals for the hearing-impaired, diabetics and people with limited mobility.