If the 1960s sitcom "Leave It to Beaver" was suddenly transported into the 2011 fall schedule, Ward Cleaver would still clock in at the office, play golf on weekends and dote on his children.
He'd also be a nincompoop.
Watch Ward almost burn down the house while browning a pot roast. Watch Ward screw up his love life. Watch Ward lie awake all night worrying about the evil influences of Eddie Haskell.
Father no longer knows best. He knows nothing.
Of the new sitcoms launching this season, more than half a dozen feature male characters questioning their masculinity and their place in a "woman's world." On NBC's "Free Agents," a recently divorced sad sack (Hank Azaria) bawls every time he has sex. On NBC's "Up All Night," it's the new mother who goes to work while dad stays home to change the diapers. On ABC's midseason replacement "Work It," two unemployed guys drown their sorrows by complaining about how women are snagging all the good jobs.
"When women take over, they'll make pride illegal," says one character. "Along with eating on the toilet."
And while "Two and a Half Men" isn't exactly new, consider this: Charlie Sheen's smug ladies' man is being replaced by Ashton Kutcher's heartbroken nerd.
Some of these guys seem almost embarrassed to be part of the trend. "Last Man Standing" star Tim Allen swears his follow-up to "Home Improvement" is different, despite the show's premise: A world traveler loses his job and must spend more time at home with his four daughters.