Eva Longoria really, really, REALLY wants to zigazig ah.

The “Telenovela” star did her best dramatic reading of the 1990’s Spice Girls smash hit “Wannabe” for Mashable, and Internet users can now claim it as their own.

The actress’s emotions ranged from madness to deep depression to desperation — much like a soap opera does. Watch the video above.

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If you’re feeling nostalgic — or maybe need to cleanse your palate — here’s the original music video: