The message was absurd and repugnant and so plain dumb that it felt like a bad skit.
Except this wasn't a comedy. Wasn't even remotely funny.
The latest NFL controversy — a daily occurrence, it seems — comes courtesy of former Vikings star Cris Carter, who told a roomful of NFL rookies at a league-sanctioned symposium last year that they need a "fall guy" in their "crew" to take the collar should their behavior turn criminal.
Again, he wasn't joking. He was dead serious. He even wore his Hall of Fame jacket as he lectured the rookies about the importance of finding a scapegoat for legal trouble.
"If you're going to have a crew," Carter boasted, "one of them fools got to know he's going to jail. We'll get him out."
Video of Carter's talk surfaced this weekend.
Where? On the NFL's own website. Apparently, the video had been there for more than a year.
Let's put that in a different context.