Comedy so good, it hurt

Peter Graves' spot-on work in "Airplane!" had residual effects.

March 17, 2010 at 9:24PM
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, left, and Peter Graves show young Rossie Harris how they check out the controls as Frank Ashmore in the background checks other data in "Airplane!"
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, left, and Peter Graves show young Rossie Harris how they check out the controls as Frank Ashmore in the background checks other data in "Airplane!" (File/The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Most folks remember Peter Graves, the Minneapolis native who died Sunday, as the solemn spy in "Mission: Impossible" or the even more solemn host of A&E's "Biography."

For some of us, though, he's the guy who ruined gladiator movies -- at least until Russell Crowe came along.

As Captain Oveur in the pun-flinging, jive-talking, pre-PC quipfest "Airplane!" Graves was at his deadpan best in delivering zingers and come-ons.

Wisconsinites Jerry Zucker, David Zucker and Jim Abrahams, who wrote and directed the now-classic comedy, might even have been paying tribute to Graves' roots with an Upper Midwest- related groaner.

When Captain Oveur is on the phone with the Mayo Clinic, an operator tells him about an emergency call from a Mr. Hamm on line 5.

"OK, give me Hamm on 5, and hold the Mayo," Oveur said.

But Graves' character is remembered primarily for his thoroughly embarrassing queries of a young lad named Joey, who was visiting the cockpit.

"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?" "You ever hang around a gymnasium?" And, alas, "Joey, you like movies about gladiators?"

Before hearing that, it never had occurred to me that "Ben-Hur" or "Jason and the Argonauts" might be catnip for men with, uh, untoward predilections. After hearing that, it was impossible not to make the association.

I could never look at a sword or sandal the same way again. Not even while watching "The Three Stooges Meet Hercules."

Bill Ward • 612-673-7643

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