Saturday night, Cal Clutterbuck pulled off his unique version of a hat trick. He almost had his helmet thrown onto the ice, with his head still in it.
In a sequence typifying the Wild rookie's physical play, Clutterbuck crashed into Ottawa's Mike Fisher in front of the Senators' bench. It was a clean hit, but Ottawa's Chris Neil, having watched Clutterbuck rattle his teammates' molars all night, retaliated by slamming Clutterbuck to the boards, even though the puck was long gone.
With Clutterbuck immobilized, Ottawa's Jarkko Ruutu, sitting on the bench, reached over, grabbed Clutterbuck's head and gave it a twist, as if he wanted to mount it on his living room wall.
The officials gave Ruutu, who once bit an opponents' ear, a 2-minute minor penalty for attempted decapitation. Clutterbuck took the abuse without taking a penalty himself, and we learned two lessons about NHL players:
1) Although hockey players are reputed to be tough, many of them react like wimps when they get hit, and Clutterbuck takes full advantage of them.
2) Clutterbuck, at 21, displays a more mature form of toughness than almost anyone else in the league.
Clutterbuck has been credited with 218 hits this season and is on his way to breaking the league record of 311 set by Los Angeles' Dustin Brown last year.
The statistic has been tracked for only five seasons, so it's not like he's breaking a hallowed mark, but the number tells us that Clutterbuck exhibits a rare aptitude for body checks, whether you consider them the result of skill or attitude.