If you are a history buff, this is a good time to run over to the Walker Art Center and visit the T.J. Petters Family Library. I have a feeling it will vanish soon.
Tom Petters is the tycoon and alleged free-booter who is behind bars, awaiting trial on charges of mail fraud, wire fraud, money laundering and making monkeys out of Minnesotans. Now, as we wait to see how many of his businesses go down the tubes, from Sun Country Airlines to Polaroid, the politicians who accepted his handshakes and his money are running for cover and the charities who were happy to accept his largesse are wondering what to do. Tainted money is sticky money.
In 2006, Petters pledged $1 million to the Walker to support its library collection of books, catalogs, magazines and other holdings, which the Walker says is the largest contemporary art library in the region.
"Tom is an innovative entrepreneur who embraces change," the Walker's former director, Kathy Halbreich, said when the gift was announced. "Those qualities make him naturally interested in modern and contemporary art."
That's the worst thing I've ever heard said about modern art: Tom Petters likes it.
Petters promised to pay the Walker in installments, with the last of the million due in 2011. A Walker spokesperson said that Petters' name will remain on the library, unless he doesn't, um, live up to his promise. Snort.
As I said, "Petters Family Library" is a name that is living on borrowed time.
If the charges are upheld, Petters will be a poster child for the robber barons of our era, the frauds who sucked money out of real things and replaced them with nothing. Take the Polaroid Corp., which Petters bought in 2005.