First, Darko Milicic lasted about a second, as long as it took him to leap for Friday's evening's opening jump ball and then came down smack on LaMarcus Aldridge's foot, his ankle twisting painfully in the process.
Then, Nikola Pekovic played all of two minutes before he, too, injured his ankle and left the game as well.
Milicic's jump at the opening tip caused Kurt Rambis to immediately call upon little-used Kosta Koufos a minute into a game that featured the long, athletic Blazers frontline that include LaMarcus Aldridge.
Without either Darko or Pek to bang Aldridge or make him work, the Blazers' 6-11 power forward dunked and shot and rebounded over the Wolves seemingly at will.
His 36 points tied his career high, and came just one game after he scored 35 against Dallas.
In fact, Aldridge's 36-point, 10-rebound game made him the first player since Chris Bosh at the start of last season to get 35 points and 10 rebounds in consecutive games.
Even Michael Beasley was asked sometimes to stop Aldridge.
"It's tough when you got a guy who can move like that, at 7 foot tall who can shoot jump shots," Beasley said. "He was just shooting hooks over the top of my head."