The idea that Gophers football coach Tim Brewster has earned a contract extension is the equivalent of shouting "Four more years!" in the direction of George W. Bush.
Considering Dubya's body language of recent months, he wouldn't want that extra duty if it was constitutionally possible. But here in Minnesota, our two-time football flop has been campaigning for a longer term -- and appears to have landed the key lapdogs to provide it for him.
Joel Maturi, the Gophers athletic director, made it clear last week that he intends to give away more of his department's money with a Brewster extension. And since Maturi doesn't do these things without a blessing from on high, we must assume that university president Robert Bruininks is on board.
It was only a couple of years ago that the president's office was offering comments that -- as the university applied higher admissions standards for students in general -- it would be doing the same for athletes receiving scholarships.
Since then, Bruininks has scuttled that notion and turned into a regular Bobby Ballgame.
A year ago, Brewster presented many recruits with low ACTs for admission, and most were allowed to slide through. Now the admissions people have become so generous that quarterback MarQueis Gray, bounced a year ago after questions over a mysterious improvement in a college board test, has been cleared to enroll in January.
Maturi cited academics among his reasons for wanting to give Brewster an extension. The supporting evidence of this is that the Gophers had more players -- 27 -- on the Big Ten's all-academic team this fall than any other school.
The players were required to be letterwinners, at least in their second year and to be carrying a grade-point average above 3.0.