KANSAS CITY, MO. - Kauffman Stadium might be the perfect place to play a getaway day game, as the Twins learned Wednesday.
The field was a sun-baked beauty, cooled by a soft breeze. Twins fans, continuingly craving outdoor baseball, cheered loudly when Michael Cuddyer hit a home run to start the scoring. Traffic on the way to the airport was light.
And there was this: On a getaway day game at Kauffman, you get to play the Kansas City Royals, one of the better Major League Baseball teams in the entire Kansas City metro area.
The older version of the Lansing Lugnuts didn't put up much fight Wednesday, as the Twins won 5-1 to take the series and finish 6-3 on their Aging Midwest Cities Tour of St. Louis, Milwaukee and KC. You got the sense that Styx booked the same itinerary, and was shadowing the Twins at nearby casinos.
Twins starter Glen Perkins continued to display his savvy, teasing the Royals with pitches off the plate anytime they mounted their version of a "rally" -- meaning they put someone on base. Cuddyer homered, Joe Mauer went something like 5-for-3, Denard Span started locating his swing, and Carlos Gomez drew a walk. A walk! What are the odds?
It was a lovely afternoon for the Twins until one-third of their team started, in current baseball parlance, "getting blown up."
Catcher Mike Redmond took a foul ball off his right forearm and was forced to depart. The Twins said X-rays were negative, but Redmond left the clubhouse wearing a heavy wrap, looking like a character from "Mad Max."
Shortstop Nick Punto took a body block from Royals "slugger" Jose Guillen and had to leave because of a sore back.