So is it Wisconsin or Hogwarts? Are they Badgers or Sorcerers? Is Bret Bielema a coach or a wizard?
Something otherworldly is going on in the Leaders Division, where a variety of events has combined to clear a path to the Big Ten Championship Game for Wisconsin wider than any hole their SUV-sized linemen have ever crowbarred in a defense.
Maybe it's some higher power's attempt at evening the ledger after the three gut-punches Wisconsin took last season, fourth-quarter lightning bolts by Michigan State and Ohio State in the regular season before Oregon's final blow in the Rose Bowl that spoiled one of the greatest seasons in Camp Randall Stadium's 95-year history. Or a cosmic welcome-wagon housewarming gift for Bielema's six new assistants.
But there must be an explanation for a streak of good fortune -- including division powers Ohio State and Penn State being ineligible for the postseason -- that has the Badgers halfway down the runway toward becoming the first team to represent the Big Ten in Pasadena for three consecutive years in more than three decades (Michigan, 1977-79).
"We've gotten some good news this offseason, obviously," said the 42-year-old Bielema, who in his seventh season is suddenly the Big Ten's second-most senior football coach after Iowa's Kirk Ferentz. "But nothing is guaranteed in a conference this tough."
Ball is back for more
Still, it has been a remarkable year.
First, Montee Ball, off a record-shattering season that included 1,923 rushing yards, 39 touchdowns and a fourth-place finish in Heisman Trophy balloting, shocked NFL talent scouts by pulling out of the draft and choosing to return to Madison for his senior year. He's back with a new name -- it's pronounced Mon-TAY now -- and a renewed mission.