That one time of the year you can count on the 89.3 FM DJs wearing shirts with buttons to work, the Current's Ninth Birthday Bash is itself a wonderfully mixed-up laundry bin of local scene makers circa 2013. Night 1 boasts the entertaining twofer of rap powerhouse Lizzo and the newly/convincingly soulful Har Mar Superstar, who each had singles in heavy rotation ("Batches & Cookies" and "Lady You Shot Me," respectively). They'll be joined by dance-pop wiz-kids Strange Names and Eric Pollard's lush twang-rock ensemble Actual Wolf. The second show has another proven soul-music convert, Caroline Smith, and two bands previewing new albums, U.K.-adored indie-punks Howler and live hip-hop pioneers Heiruspecs. Plus the Cactus Blossoms will open with their sweet old-school country harmonies. You can usually count on surprise guests, too, and maybe soccer score updates from Mark Wheat. (8 p.m. Fri. & Sat., First Avenue, sold out Fri., $20 Sat.) Riemenschneider
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Tesla was one of the least Spandex- and lipstick-prone bands of the '80s California hair-band era, which may help explain why it maintains a dedicated following as well as most of its heyday-era members, including high-wired, raspy singer Jeff Keith. The Sacramento rockers scored the original hits "Modern Day Cowboy" and "Little Suzi" but might best be remembered for a cover of the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs." You can count on hearing all three. (8:30 p.m. Fri., Myth, $33.) Chris Riemenschneider
Who can follow President Obama on a TV talk show? Jay Leno had Patti LaBelle sing after the president on "The Tonight Show" Monday, and she tore it up on "What Can You Do for Me." There were lots of horns, backup singers, roof-raising vocals and pleas for peace and love. When she returns to the Twin Cities for the first time since 2000, expect LaBelle's timeless, stir-it-up favorites, including "New Attitude" and "Lady Marmalade," and the chart-topping ballad "On My Own." Last year, the diva's diva completed her 50th anniversary tour. (8 p.m. Sat., Mystic Lake Casino, $54-$62.) Jon Bream
Anonymous Choir gave local music lovers a holiday gift last month, covering Neil Young's entire 1970 album "After the Gold Rush" at the Cedar. The 10-member all-female vocal group — led by Nona Marie of Dark Dark Dark indie-folk fame — recorded its "Gold Rush" remake at Sacred Heart Music Center in Duluth and is hosting a party to promote its release on vinyl and (in true 1970 fashion) cassette. Not a "real choir" you'd see at Ted Mann Concert Hall, their folksy approach brings a living-room warmth to tunes like "Only Love Can Break Your Heart" while adding a haunting quality to "Southern Man." Phil & the Blanks open. (11 p.m. Sat., Icehouse, $8.) Riemenschneider
A rootsy folkie originally from South Africa, Johnny Flynn came up in the British indie-folk scene with Mumford & Sons and Laura Marling and might appeal to fans of either. His backing band, the Sussex Wit, offers a Mumford-ian blend of traditional Americana and Irish music, but his writing style has more of a stark, British Isles brand of acoustic fire. Also a reputable Shakespeare actor, Flynn is touring behind his fourth album, "Country Mile." Opening is the Melodic, a rustic London folk band that just released its debut via Anti- Records. (7 p.m. Sun., Turf Club, $15.) Riemenschneider
The irrepressible Sandra Bernhard — the only comic who could disarm David Letterman with her outrageousness — brings her Sandyland Tour to town. That means in-your-face comedy, social commentary, spot-on satire and some sassy rock 'n' roll with her band, the Flawless Zircons. Don't be surprised if she shows some love for Prince. (7 p.m. Sun.-Mon., Dakota, $40-$60.) Bream
Not only has the Dark Star Orchestra recently celebrated its 16th anniversary and the arrival of a new bassist, Skip Vangelas, but the Grateful Dead tribute band has actually surpassed the actual Dead in the total number of shows played. Jerry Garcia & Co. performed 2,318 gigs and DSO has finally topped that — re-creating specific Dead set lists. Keep on truckin'. (8 p.m. Wed., First Avenue, $25.) Bream
Veteran New York rocker Willie Nile has been called a one-man Clash. He certainly wears his Dylan and Springsteen influences on his sleeves on "American Ride," his first album to have major-label distribution in two decades. He kicks it off with a couple of killer blue-collar anthems, "This Is Our Time" and "Life on Bleecker Street," and peaks on a rockin' remake of Jim Carroll's "People Who Died." Nile's rock 'n' roll passion certainly hasn't died. (7 p.m. Wed., Dakota, $25.) Bream