When the Schwerman family gathers around the Thanksgiving table three or four decades from now, when the 12-year-old junior high athlete who is obsessed with football asks his grandpa about his own days playing Big Ten football, here's what little David III will hear: David Schwerman was a so-so punter and an OK kickoff man, true enough, though he never got to do much of either at Minnesota.
But man, Grandpa was a hellacious tackler.
There was this one time, against mighty Ohio State, a top-10 team, when a speedy kick returner named Jordan Hall was racing up the sidelines for a certain touchdown. When out of nowhere, David Schwerman suddenly materialized, knocked Hall to the ground, and saved the day for Minnesota.
"Well, it was more of a force-out-of-bounds, but it counts as a tackle," Schwerman said with a laugh, just days before his final home game as a Gopher. "Maybe 40 years down the road, it'll be an open-field tackle."
The point is, the 22-year-old fifth-year senior, who has settled into a new role this year as the Gophers' placekick holder, has great moments and fond memories, same as MarQueis Gray, same as Troy Stoudermire, same as any other football player who devoted five years of his life to a program that might not have won many games, but provided plenty of value nonetheless.
"I'm definitely satisfied with my career. I got a lot out of football," said Schwerman, whose meager career totals amount to 16 kickoffs, five punts, only one longer than 31 yards -- and that tackle. "Hey, it was against Ohio State," he said.
'I learned so much'
Noted. But does that make up for dozens of 6 a.m. practices, hundreds of weight-room sessions, the blocking sleds, the tire-flipping, and all those Saturdays when he pulled on a uniform, then never appeared in the game? As you might expect, in Schwerman's mind, the sacrifice and the benefits don't come close to evening out.