Q: Do you have an opinion on patterned tights in the office?
A: Do I ever. Overall, I think subtly patterned tights — especially small, regular geometrics like dots or basket weaves — are suitable for all but the most conservative of office environments. Sheer, patterned tights are a fabulous option for transitional weather: If it's too warm for opaques but too far into the season to do bare legs, a pair of black tights with low-contrast diamonds or chevrons will look a bit more interesting and contemporary than sheer black nylons.
Now prepare yourself for a boatload of "howevers": Fishnets are risky across the board, because for many people that pattern still screams "lady of the night." There are some marvelous fishnet variations out there, including microfishnets over a layer of sheer black nylon, but still proceed with caution. Multicolored patterned tights are far quirkier and more casual than tone-on-tone and low-contrast options, so reserve them for creative environments and casual wear. And bold patterns like large-scale florals, wide stripes and busy paisleys won't look as sophisticated as their more subdued cousins.
Still unsure? Ask HR about dress code specifications, or check in with your co-workers. Every working environment is different, and I'd hate to get you fired for splashing out on a pair of pin-dot tights.
Q: I have a new pair of knee-high boots that have a zipper on the inner ankle. The boots kind of sag a little, so the leather around the ankle buckles in. Has this ever happened to you? Any advice to fix it?
A: I feel for you, friend. In fact, I sympathize because virtually all of my knee-high boots do the same thing, regardless of zipper style.
In most cases, the calf of a lady-leg is larger in circumference than the ankle, and each boot style is designed with a specific calf-to-ankle ratio. The footbed size will vary to accommodate various shoe sizes, but the ratio stays relatively fixed. So unless your unique calf-to-ankle ratio lines up with the ratio used for a particular boot style, you're going to get some bunching. A partial zipper on the inner ankle aggravates this tendency, but full-zip boots do it, too.
The solutions: Be extremely picky about your boots and buy only the styles that match your leg proportions, do stretchy nylon boots instead of leather/pleather, or have your boots altered. Option one may leave you bootless and frustrated, option two sticks you with a style that's somewhat limiting, and option three will be dicey and expensive. (The wizards at George's Shoe & Leather Repair in Arden Hills might be able to help — but no guarantees.)