NEW YORK — Dear Stephen,
Before you go, I just had to add my voice to all the others in Colbert Nation. On Thursday at 11:30 p.m. EST, you will end "The Colbert Report" after nine seasons of heroic truthiness. We will miss you like crazy.
I know, the flesh-and-blood performer with whom you share your name, the man who night after night gave you life and comic bluster, is moving on to even greater stardom: hosting "Late Show" on CBS.
And we fans can rejoice that, starting sometime next year, we will feast on twice as much of that Stephen — a full hour nightly. But he has made it plain you won't be making the trip with him. You will no longer serve as his proxy. For that, Colbert Nation is bereft. We soon will be leaderless.
I realize you started out not as a guru but a spoof. Back in 1997, you were created as a "senior correspondent" for Comedy Central's "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart." Sparked by a messianic dose of certitude and hauteur, you both honored and lampooned Bill O'Reilly, the pundit who inspired you, and his Fox News Channel "Factor."
But you swiftly grew into more than a self-absorbed blowhard. You became a full-bodied proselytizer, with your belief system framing a funny-mirror image of your master's true designs. Preaching the antithesis, you claimed a special brand of ironic credibility. For the Colbert Nation faithful, you were a dependable bizarro-world lodestar.
You began with a bang your first night of the "Report" in October 2005. You noted how Americans are distressingly divided — but not between Republicans and Democrats, or conservatives and liberals.
"We are divided between those who think with their head," you declared righteously, "and those who KNOW, with their HEART."