At halftime Thursday night, a group of youth basketball players took the court. They dribbled with their knees. They spun basketballs on their heads. But they didn't knock anybody down, thus displaying no appreciation for what it takes to play in the Big Ten.
Before and after the Alexandria Aces performed basketball artistry, Minnesota and Illinois spent 40 minutes playing a game more resembling hockey, with the Gophers forechecking their way to an important 59-36 victory at Williams Arena.
By the end of the night the Illini offense looked like leftovers, Tubby Smith's defense like cellophane.
"They were very active on defense," Illinois coach Bruce Weber said. "That was probably the best defense I've seen them play for an entire game.
"Usually they change up their defenses, but they were stopping us, so why change? They just guarded us in halfcourt -- old-fashioned basketball."
Illinois came into the night with a 20-game winning streak over Minnesota, ranked 19th in the country and rising in the Big Ten. The Illini left wondering how they got beat by a group as deep, anonymous and defensive as the CIA, having scored fewer points than ever before in their history against the Gophers.
"To be honest, if you don't play defense, you're going to come out," Gophers guard Lawrence Westbrook said. "That puts fear in people. Secondly, we all know that that's the key to any game."
What's the difference between Smith's defense and that one employed by his predecessor, Dan Monson? "I think Monson's defense, maybe he wanted to let the other team score," Westbrook said, trying to hide a smirk. "And coach Smith wants to stop them."