LOS ANGELES - Ron Swanson, Pawnee's most antisocial middle manager, had visitors in his office, a rare occurrence that he commemorated by swiveling the sawed-off shotgun on his desk toward my private parts.
"I'll just clip a kidney," he said in a way one might order an egg-salad sandwich.
I figured this was as good a time as any to notify Nick Offerman, who portrays Swanson, that he's the finest actor since Laurence Olivier and that his sitcom, "Parks & Recreation," should be declared the eighth wonder of the world.
Actually, you don't have to put a gun barrel to my gonads to get me to say that "Parks & Recreation," which returns to the air Thursday after an eight-month absence, is TV's most improved series, with a cast of lovable losers as engaging and sympathetic as the regulars at Cheers or the drivers at Sunshine Taxi Company.
"We found our stride last season, and we've just been rolling ever since," said Offerman, who deserves an Emmy nod whether he's packing or not.
When "Parks" premiered in the spring of 2009, I thought creators Greg Daniels and Michael Schur had done a disservice to star Amy Poehler, presenting her character, Leslie Knope, as a bubbleheaded blonde who was more one-dimensional than any number of her "Saturday Night Live" characters. But by the end of that initial six-episode run, Knope had gotten smarter and the rest of the cast became more than just stand-ins. That development is a vivid reminder that sitcoms, more than any other genre, take time to blossom as writers learn to play to the cast's strengths.
"If you're doing something high-concept, like a drama about aliens, audiences can get it right away, but if you're doing a character comedy, the audience needs to learn who the characters are and the writers learn as they write," said Daniels, who also helped launch "The Office," another NBC comedy that took time to find its footing. "Now Leslie Knope is more capable and more human. She gets drunk a lot."
Offerman said you shouldn't judge a book by its cover -- or even the first chapter.