Today the Metrodome carpet will look a little greener, the Teflon roof a little brighter. Today the Twins lineup will become deeper than existentialism, their catching tighter than Tupperware.
Today the Twins receive a one-man stimulus package named Joe Mauer, the most unique athlete in the Twin Cities.
Today, if you are a Twins player, you should celebrate Mauer's return. If you are a Twins fan, you should recognize what you've been missing. If you are a Twins official, you should accelerate your efforts to sign him to a lifetime contract, before he even daydreams about leaving.
Mauer isn't just exceptional. In a business filled with short careers and disposable players, he's close to being irreplaceable.
We have reached the point in Mauer's career where we know exactly what he is, and what he isn't. He is not, nor will he ever be, a power hitter. He is not, and perhaps he never will be, an ironman.
What he is, is unique. He is the best pure hitter in the big leagues. He is the only American League catcher to win a batting title, and he did it twice in three years. He is the team's best baserunner. He is an exceptional catch-and-throw defender. He is an increasingly commanding lieutenant of the pitching staff.
He also is the rare star who fits his team, his city, his state, like a custom-made chest protector.
Despite his greatness, Ted Williams didn't fit Boston. He was too sensitive, too paranoid to mesh with that obsessive city. However great he was, Joe DiMaggio did not fit New York. He was a shy, strange man in a brash town. Barry Bonds had no real ties to San Francisco, Mark McGwire and Albert Pujols none to St. Louis.