Fark is running a hilarious Photoshop contest that challenges Farkers to create "Apple products we will never see." There are a few misses, as well as some links and images that might not be safe for work -- so fair warning. But there are mostly cleverly inventive submissions that include mock-ups of an iPhone bearing a Verizon logo, an iPad with wings, an iPatch eye patch and an open-source publishing tool called iOpen. My favorite, though, by ZeroCorpse, is full of all kinds of win for various reasons: