Anti-Valentine's Day If you haven't already made your Valentine's Day plans, you're probably not celebrating. In that case, check out this weekend's not-so romantic happenings.

• Two different nightclubs think Valentine's weekend is a great time for some bloody, bone-breaking combat. Epic in downtown Minneapolis is calling tonight's mix of boxing and mixed martial-arts bouts the "St. Valentine's Massacre." (7 p.m. today, 110 N. 5th St., Mpls. $20. 18 and older. 612-332-3742. epicmpls.com.) In Maplewood, Myth will have its own night of intense cage fighting. How charming. (7 p.m. today, 3090 Southlawn Dr., Maplewood. $25. 651-779-6984. mythnightclub.com.)

• Bootleggers in downtown is also throwing a "St. Valentine's Day Massacre." No real blood here, however. The party bar already has a loose Prohibition theme, but it'll go all out with a night based on the 1929 gangster execution. Bargoers are encouraged to dress the part. (8 p.m. Sat., 323 1st Av. N., Mpls. $5. Free before 10 p.m. 612-338-4555. bootleggersmpls.com.)

• If love is missing in your life, how about showing some to your favorite DJ? On Sunday, the annual Twin Cities Club DJ Awards go down at Soundbar. (9 p.m. Sun., 414 N. 3rd St., Mpls. 612-333-0363. twincities nightclubs.com.)

• The Triple Rock is definitely not known for romance, but you gotta love Gastro Non Grata. This party, held every few months, is a celebration of boutique beer, local gourmet food and rocking music. The best part: It's all free. Sunday's shindig features beer from Duval USA, eats by the Modern Cafe and a list of bands headlined by Gospel Gossip. They'll also be giving out "dead meat" door prizes. More info: gastronongrata.blogspot. com. (6-9 p.m. Sun., 629 Cedar Av., Mpls. Free. 612-333-7499. triplerocksocialclub.com.)

TOM HORGEN